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create table faq_tbl( id number, doc xmltype, hits number) XMLTYPE COLUMN doc XMLSCHEMA "http://www.oracle.com/faq.xsd" ELEMENT "FAQ"
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create table faq_tbl( id number, doc xmltype, hits number) XMLTYPE COLUMN doc XMLSCHEMA "http://www.oracle.com/faq.xsd" ELEMENT "FAQ"
alter table
SONGS
rename to
SONGS_HUGE;
AAAARRRHGG!! 
This is so exciting, ive been waiting for years to hear something that actually makes *sense*.